The Only Macro Chart You’ll Remember (Sparrow-Sized Help)
What Are Macros?
Macros = macronutrients:
- Protein (for muscle and repair)
- Carbs (for energy)
- Fats (for hormones and flavor 🌶️)
Tracking macros helps you:
- Build muscle 💪
- Lose fat 🔥
- Stop guessing what’s “healthy”
But here’s the issue: Most guides use chicken and quinoa. Let’s talk dal, roti, chawal, and other Indian favorites—with portion sizes you can actually visualize.
Macro Breakdown of Indian Foods (with Funny Size References)
| Food | Portion Size (Funny) | Calories | Protein | Carbs | Fat |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dal (cooked) | 1 ladle (~¾ cup) → “tennis ball & a half” | ~180 | 9g | 27g | 2g |
| Cooked Rice | 1 cup → “small mango-sized” | ~130 | 2.5g | 28g | 0.3g |
| Roti (wheat) | 1 medium → “as wide as your face if you’re Punjabi” | ~120 | 3g | 22g | 3g |
| Paneer (raw) | 100g → “deck of cards, but delicious” | ~265 | 18g | 4g | 20g |
| Boiled Egg | 1 egg → “half a cricket ball” | ~75 | 6g | 0.6g | 5g |
| Soya Chunks (boiled) | ½ cup → “fistful of protein bullets” | ~140 | 26g | 10g | 1g |
| Chickpeas (cooked) | 1 cup → “heavier than your guilt after skipping gym” | ~270 | 15g | 45g | 4g |
| Curd (plain, low fat) | 1 cup → “slightly smaller than a sparrow’s bathtub” | ~80 | 8g | 6g | 3g |
| Banana | 1 medium → “as long as your phone” | ~110 | 1g | 27g | 0.3g |
Quick Tips for Macro Success (Indian Style)
- Dal + Rice = Complete Protein (great for vegetarians)
- Add paneer, curd, or soya chunks to hit your protein goals
- Portion with your palm/fist: Your hand is your built-in food scale
- Don’t fear carbs—especially if you’re training hard
Sample Muscle Meal (Desi Style)
Here’s a simple, muscle-building Indian meal using the chart above:
- 1 cup dal
- 1 cup rice
- 50g paneer on the side
- Curd + salad
Calories: ~600–650
Protein: ~30g
Perfect for lunch or post-workout.
Final Thoughts
You don’t need to “quit Indian food” to get fit.
Whether you're eating dal-chawal, rajma-rice, or roti-sabzi, just know what’s on your plate.
Track your macros. Lift heavy. And maybe carry a tennis ball next time you portion dal 😉
Got a food you want added to this chart? Drop me a message—I'll find a funny reference for it.